Fuck it! Let's do this!

"I'm goin' in!" Okay, here I go, through the door, into the crowd of twenty or thirty guys, wearing nothing but an almost-long-enough shirt... And...

No one seems to have noticed...

Let's get some attention! I'll... Get a seat in front of the TV!

"Excuse me... do you mind if I..." Oh, he didn't mind. And now I'm sitting here.

Wearing nothing but my almost-long-enough shirt. My bare ass on the couch cushion. Wedged between two dudes who have no idea how utterly unsupported my breasts are at the moment...