Friends: The One With the Virus

Phoebe, Joey, Ross and Rachel were in Monica and Chandler's apartment, watching the news, unbelievably. Katie Couric was reporting on some virus that was released that would turn women into airheaded, big titted bimbos.

"This has got to be some kind of sick joke. Or a movie," Rachel suggested.

"No way. Katie Couric isn't that stacked normally," Joey observed.

"Well, look at the bright side. Monica will finally get some boobs and you won't have to worry about work anymore."

"And no one will be able to tell when you become a bimbo," Rachel snapped back at Phoebe.

Ross quickly moved to diffuse the situation. Monica grabbed her coat and headed for the door. "Come on Chandler."

"Where're we going Mon?"

"I'm going to go grocery shopping. I want to fix one last great meal for all of us, before I'm to dumb to read the ingredients."