Forget this loony and go home.

Bottom of the Barrel

The general enrollment period has come and gone, and as you predicted, only the unpopular classes and professors are left. This is the bottom of the barrel. Still, you've managed to gather up some semblence of a school schedule, although there is just one more class that you need to fit into your Tuesdays and Thursdays at 1:30 in the afternoon; your choices are: "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, & Transsexual Issues In the 21st Century" and "Introduction to Feminism." You could leave the slot blank, but your parents would probably have a fit knowing that you weren't making the most of the tuition they're paying. Hmm, what does Uday think?

"I'd totally go with the feminism class," he says, himself a biology major, "I heard that professor is HOT, and you'd be like the only guy in there, surrounded by ladies looking for a man with a tender ear. Not a bad deal, buddy."

Well, it doesn't sound like a bad deal at all. This might turn out great, in fact.