Forget Prom, get to the exit!

You rush as much as you can towards the mall exit. You can see your car outside the halls doors as you approach the glass doors. Then you stop as you hear your doom.

"I wish that Jeff liked me more than Heather," you hear a nearby man say. "Bros before hoes."

You turn to see a muscular man sitting on a benh near you. He is crying at his phone. Clearly he is upset and you feel like you can help. Your wand is at the ready.

"I just wanted to go to the mall with my best friend. Why did he have to go and get a girlfriend? I'm a better friend than he is... why am I so alone?!?"