Footsteps in the building

Team Rocket begins laughing over the endorsement you gave for their video. “That’s right,” the woman says. “You don’t want to end up like her, do you? So join now!” Their laughter is cut short, however, when footsteps reach their ears.

“Damn!” the man exclaims. “We have to go!” The two scramble to retrieve the camera and leave through the side entrance as quickly as possible. They barely make it out before the footsteps round the corner.

“WHAT ARE YOU HOOLIGANS DO- huh. I could have sworn I heard multiple voices over here. Instead it’s just some large-breasted harlot. Probably tied herself up on accident while practicing her BDSM shenanigans.”

The loud, abrasive voice belongs to an old man, well over 60 just from a glance. Despite his age, he seems to be moving around just fine, and makes his way over to you with a look of annoyance.

“I-It’s not like that,” you explain. “I was attacked. There were some people pretending to be-”

“Shut your mouth, you trollop. I don’t need to know how you spend your weekends.” Your face burns, but the man begins working on the ropes just the same. You’re thankful for that, at least. “Is this really how far this place has fallen? Now it’s a playground for sexual deviants?”

“No, it’s not like-”

“I said shut your mouth!” he repeats. Ngh…

After about a minute of messing with the ropes, the old man manages to free you. Haphazardly, you flop to the ground, then stand yourself upright as quickly as your wobbly legs will allow. After reassessing your surroundings, you notice your backpack is still in the corner. You rush over and open it, elated to find that all of your belongings are still there. Team Rocket must have been in too much of a hurry to grab it while they were escaping. They had enough time to get the camera, though…

Money Gained: $25, Total: $25

Pokemon Gained: Dugtrio, Oddish, Mankey

Exposure Gained: +25 (At least Team Rocket is a secretive organization, so they can’t show that video just anywhere.)

What follows is a solid, hour-long lecture about not acting like a slut. Your pride burns with indignation, knowing that you likely have the strongest morals in all of Kanto and are anything but a slut. Yet, as you sit there in your g-string, after being found tied up with your pussy sopping wet, you know that you have no leg to stand on. You wait out the lecture patiently.

“And that’s what’s wrong with kids these days! Maybe you’ll clean up your act and be one iota better than the rest of them… But probably not! At any rate, I want you to have this.” He retrieves a small paper ticket from his pocket and hands it to you. On one side, it reads ‘1 Free Pass’. On the other, it reads ‘( ○ )Y( ○ )’. This is… the guy who just lectured you about wholesomeness? You thank him and excuse yourself from the conversation as quickly as possible, wanting nothing more to do with the dilapidated Safari Zone. Having had enough of today, you head back to the Pokemon Center.