Fooood

As you walk down the corridor, your stomach rumbles and you realize that you haven't eaten in, well, a very long time. You make your way to the cafeteria and punch in your order for a hearty breakfast given that it's early morning eastern time. The food replicator spits out your meal and you go to find a place to sit. There aren't many people dining at this hour and looking around, you don't recognize anyone, not that you know too many people yet. So you go and sit at an empty table and begin scarfing down your waffles and bacon.

"Mind if I join you, Shadow?" You look up and see Dr. Katari standing there with a tray of food.

"Go right ahead, Dr. Ka- I mean, Kitty." You gesture toward the open seat across from you and she takes it. The two of you engage in meaningless small talk as you eat your meals. Then the talk turns more serious.

"So, your test results came back normal, with one exception," she starts. "Your semen tested for an abnormally high level of pheromones."

"Is that...bad?" You're not sure how to react to this information.

"By itself, no, but given that you were exposed to similar pheromones on your last mission, we're not sure if you are merely ridding your body of what you absorbed or if your body is now producing these chemicals on its own. Your levels are high enough right now that it might cause an unnatural attraction in anyone exposed to your ejaculate." You startle slightly in your chair as you feel something rub against your thigh. Looking down, you see a nylon-ed foot rubbing toward your crotch from under the table.

"Uhh what are you doing?"

"Hmm? Oh sorry. How absentminded of me." She blushes and removes her foot from your lap. "Anyways, I think it would be best if we take daily samples until we get this all sorted out. You can either drop off samples you collect on your own, or stop by anytime and I can assist you." You jump again as her foot rubs right up the middle of your crotch this time.

"Ahem..."

"Oh! Heh. I um.. I should get going. Back to the lab. Yes." She hurriedly stands up. "Don't forget. Daily samples." And she rushes away.

_That was...odd? _You finish your meal and head back to your quarters. Now that you have developed... super cum?... you want to look more into this love potion that Johnson developed. You pull up your terminal and access the data that the techs were able to pull from the drives you brought back. Pouring over the pages of info, you come to understand how the chemicals work in concert with one another to amplify and overload the pleasure centers, but it doesn't make any sense that it would somehow be infecting your body. Your train of thought is broken with a knock at your door.

"Come in!" you shout. The door slides open, revealing...