Follow a random woman

You spot a cute teeny blonde and decide to follow her a moment. She heads down to
her room, a bit out of the way from the rest of the traffic in the hallway, and without
noticing you behind her, begins to unlock her dorm room.

Before she can turn the key all the way, she pauses a moment, then turns to look
behind her, spotting you in the process. "Whoa ... what are you doing there?"
says the pretty blonde.

Before you can come up with a witty response, you feel a strong hand yank you
backwards and turn you around roughly. You are face to face with a large, burly
security guard. A harsh question of your clearance comes up negative, and you're
hauled downstairs to the first floor.

...

You're later arraigned on charges of trespassing, and placed in a prison cell. A prison
cell, which will be the last thing you see before you pass away in the morning.