Follow Jenny's and Sofia's experiences

The little underground garage is nearly empty when Jenny and Sofia stumble to her newly-dented SUV. Of the ten lots, three have been rented by Jenny for herself and her two employees, three are currently unused after a recent case of bankruptcy, and the remaining four belong to a neurologist's office that has already closed on this afternoon. "How are you geddin' home today?" Jenny inquires after handing over the invitation. "Oooh, I've parged shus a blog away", Sofia waves about vaguely. "Fine, I'll drob ya off at your car", her blonde friend declares in defiance of their gross intoxication. "Shus geddin, I'll oben the shudder door." Experiencing no little trouble when climbing into the high-riding vehicle, the drunken women finally even manage to buckle up. But when Jenny reverses her car, she sideswipes the nearest concrete pillar once more, this time not only smashing her rearview mirror, but also ripping the fire extinguisher's box from the wall. A piece of twisted metal pierces the side of the left front tire, deflating it in a couple of seconds. "Holly Grab! Whad wash wish?" Sofia looks around in confusion. "Guesh we gotta flad dire", Jenny explains sheepishly. "Oh no! Lemme shee!" Both women use the passenger door to exit the immobilized vehicle, as Jenny's door is thoroughly blocked. "So mush for my imbordand meedin", the drunken blonde laments despondently after they have assessed the damage. Sofia tries to cheer her up. "Don'cha worry, I can shdill drife you to ya meedin", she suggets. "Really? Thad would be very nishe!" Jenny's mood brightens at once. "Waid, I'll shus pud my car bag into itsh brober blase." Climbing aboard the vehicle again, she clumsily restarts the engine and moves the SUV a few yards forward. After closing the roller shutter door, the women stagger to the elevator and leave the building through the back door. Giggling and squealing, they stumble their way through the adjacent park until they reach a deserted backyard. "Thish lod belongsh to my coushin'sh gombany", Sofia explains while she unlocks her stalwart Cadillac CTS Sport Wagon. "No feesh, no trouble, no queshionsh asged!" Getting in, Jenny burps shamelessly. "Gosh, I'm really glad I don' haff to drife", she admits. "I'm offishally shitfased!" Sofia chuckles while she starts the car. "Never mind, I'm alsho shnoggered. Bud don' worry, I'll drife very shlow an' caushious." Although the pretty Latina keeps her promise, her driving is still erratic and insecure. "Oh dear!" she mumbles. "I believe I haven'd been thad drung sinshe I wash in colleshe." - "Shame for me", her blonde friend agrees. Squinting through the windshield, Sofia signals and turns left. "Uhm ... shay, why did we ged drung again?" - "I dunno", Jenny grins impishly. "Do we alwaysh need a reashon?" Giggling again, Sofia drifts into the opposite lane, but manages to correct her course after an angry honk from an oncoming car. "There'sh the bar!" Jenny alerts her to the fact that they have almost reached their destination. Pulling over to the shoulder, her friend stops the car and bids her farewell. "See ya, Shen!" - "Sho long! Bye, bye!" Jenny stumbles across the street while Sofia drives on and disappears around the next corner.