Flirt with a random woman

The women pass by you, some looking at you with curiosity while others pay you
no heed. The sheer volume of good looking women is absolutely phenomenal! You take
a deep breath and decide to try some of your never failing pick up lines on a lucky
lady.

You spot a cute brunette walking down the hallway towards you. She glances a moment
at you then looks behind you as she walks towards the stairwell.

Putting on a dastardly bad smile, you suavely walk up to her and say, "Hey baby,
you going my way?"

The pretty brunette squints her eyes, and looks you up and down a moment.

SLAP

"Pervert!"

The slap echos across the hallway, and women exit their dorm to see what the
commotion was. It isn't long before a crowd appears around you, some wondering
out loud if anyone's boyfriend is missing. Suddenly, a security guard bursts
from the stairwell, and gruffly asks you, "Sir, do you have any I.D?"

You struggle for a response, and with an exasperated sigh, the security guard
hauls you downstairs for questioning.

...

Later that evening you are landed in jail on charges for trespassing upon private
property. Your trial is for tomorrow in the afternoon. You're not at all worried,
as you sit in your small cell, for in the morning you will be dead.