Flip him off

You flip him off and head back to the front of the booth.

Another half hour goes by, and you're back in sales mode. You've collected 38 cards, and you're just finishing off a demo with an elderly man when a group of twenty-something men approach.

"And the dual-channel decompression chip on the Li-TV will allow us split screen and picture in picture capabilities," you say.

"Hey, honey," smirks one of the young men, "how long did it take you to learn that little song and dance?"

He is a strikingly handsome Italian man. His square jaw is covered with a thin layer of stubble and his short, dark brown hair has been gelled into a stylish do.

He wears a casual white collared shirt that he leaves unbuttoned up top, showing off a bit of his muscular chest.

He continues, "I mean, you don't even know what half of those words mean, do you?"