First Lawyer

I left the two to discuss their strategy to get the stripper jobs and walked to the first door down the hall. "Whatever, just get it done!" I heard a woman say.

I peeked in and saw a young attractive brunette hanging up her phone.

I cleared my throat, and when she looked up, I snapped her photo.

"What the hell?" she asked.

"Helen sent me here to discuss customer relations with her lawyers. What is your name?"

"Maya Cross."

"Maya, how old are you?"

"Twenty six."

"Young for a lawyer."

"Yep, youngest in the firm!"

"Ok, first when you dress, always were very, and I mean very tight pink blouses, very tight pink skirts that come no lower than the knee, and dye your hair pink. Use pink lipstick and eyeshadow. Aslo only wear pink high heels or platform shoes. Wear pink panty hose, and do not wear a bra. When you meet with a female client for the first time, greet her by squeezing her butt and putting your tongue in her mouth."

"Yeah, that sounds good," she said.

"Before entering a courtroom, insert an anal plug."

"Got it."