Find someone else to screw

The wind's picked up and it's poring. Lightning flashes and thunder rolls.

The stars in tents have fled for the cabins. A police car's parked here now. You see a cop talking to Sarah Michelle Gellar and Alyson Hannigan. The lady cop's warning the celebs to stick together. "Bad stuff keeps happening here," she tells them. "It's dangerous. I'll be back in the morning to check on you."

Sarah and Alyson leave to tell their friends.

The cop leaves, too, but from your vantage point, you see she doesn't get very far. Her car gets stuck in some mud down the road from the camp.

It's a bit of a hike from there to Camp Crystal Lake...