Find a hung top at a club

You don't really know exactly what you're looking for, but you start hanging out at clubs, especially a couple that have gained a reputation for catering to those of "alternative" sexual preferences. At one particular club, there are a few options that interest you somewhat. The bouncer is a big, muscular guy who's pretty friendly considering his job. He flirts with a lot of the customers, regardless of their gender.

There's also a shapely mocha-skinned beauty who you occasionally see on her own at the bar. At first, you assumed she was just a pretty girl, but last week someone told you she's actually transsexual.

Earlier tonight, you also caught a rumor that there's some kind of hush-hush deal in one of the back rooms every month or two involving a cock size contest.