Find a friend.

“Well,… Nice move, X-Lax!” you think to yourself. “All you did now was put yourself inside a huge mansion!” On the one hand, it looks great. On the other hand, though, it only seems to amplify how lonely your life was in any location.

In a split-second, you realize you could change that. There is no question in your mind that you can, or that you should. The only question now is: Should your companion be a male or female?

If you go with a “bro“, they could be the kind that teaches you about all the kinds of fun you used to avoid because it crossed the legal boundaries.

If you chose a “babe”, on the other hand, they could help you christen every room in the new residence one-at-a-time while crossing some more-obvious boundaries.