Final Fantasy Tournament

“Hello to all the Final Fantasy fans in attendance!” a female voice announced as the crowd went wild. “This is your announcer, Shelinda. You may remember me as the cute Yevonite from FFX who became a broadcaster in it's sequel. I'm here to provide you with the announcing for the ultimate in Final Fantasy contests. Tonight we hope to decide which Final Fantasy has the greatest women of all time with an old fashioned sex battle!”

As the crowd cheered again Shelinda could be seen speaking to someone off camera. “Old fashioned sex battle? Really, is it old fashioned? Seems kind of new to me.””

“Just give the rules Shelina,” a grumpy voice replies. “While everyone else enjoys this I got to worry about the producing.”

As the crowd quieted down Shelinda turned her attention back to the camera. “Well, if a sex battle is really old fashioned I shouldn't have to give the rules but I will anyway cause I am a dedicated broadcaster. A sex battle must be decided by some form of sexual act. Under a standard match the loser is the first person to orgasm, but I'm sure we'll see some variation as the night goes on. Our competitors for the night are as follows.”

“Representing Final Fantasy Six will be Terra Branford and Celes Cherre. While having a smaller team than many of the other competitors they make up for it with skill. Both women are not just talented at fighting but also the magical arts. Claiming to represent the first great Final Fantasy they have a smaller fan base, but they are as dedicated as any you can find.”

“Our second group will be from the critically acclaimed Final Fantasy Seven. While the game is renowned for the exciting story of Cloud, it's women have a huge following. Yuffie Kisaragi brings a mix of cuteness with sexyness, on top of her incredible ninja skills. Aerith Gainsborough is perhaps the epitome of petite innocence in any game. Cornering the team is her exact opposite, quite literally bursting with sex appeal, the busty fighter Tifa. Some consider this group the favorite to take it all.”

“From romance to sex comes the women of Final Fantasy Eight. The stern instructor, fetishists have often fantasized about her whip, Quistis Trepe. Selphie Tilmet, master of nunchucks so large it is shocking she can wield them, proving again how cuteness can translate into sexiness. Now there was some debate about the team captain, Rinoa Heartilly. Many people have questioned that, while the main character of the game, she has the abilities to carry the other two women in this competition.”

“Our first member of royalty tonight comes from Final Fantasy Nine. A team of two, Princess Garnet Alexandros, known by her alias of Dagger, comes in as a huge underdog. Many people consider her one of the weaker fighters in this competition, her abilities much more magical oriented. However, they can still be a powerful team due to the other member, the talented knight Beatrix. Portrayed as one of the most powerful sword wielders ever, will she be able to move those techniques over a hand to hand combat?”

“My personal pick for this, Final Fantasy Ten, will also have the largest group of competitors. Yuna the summoner and gunslinger leads out for the team. She is backed up by her cousin Rikku, talented thief and mechanic. The strong warrior Paine might prove to be the most dangerous member of this team. This may be challenged though by the powerful magic user, and very busty, Lulu.”

“Our sixth conventional team comes from the world of Final Fantasy Twelve. Again being represented by three members Final Fantasy Twelve is another favorite in this competition. Our second member of royalty is considered a much more dangerous opponent due to her leadership in the resistance, Princess Asheilia Dalmasca. Bringing in the cute factor for the team, the quick and agile Penelo. Our only non-human competing, the Vierra (bunny girl) Fran.”

“Now six teams would not make a good bracket. The first team will be characters who have appeared in all of the games, the summons. The leader shall be well known to fans for a long time, the might ice queen Shiva. Her back up the rarer, but still sexy, blond Siren. These two competitors are tired that after appearing so many times they have yet to get the respect they deserve. Instead of a few second appearance the summons will get to be the main characters at least once.”

“Our final group comes from multiple games. Fans may have noticed many women seem to have been left off these rosters, that is because one team has come together from across game boundary. Tonight the villains will unite., though they have been unable to decide on who would be a suitable captain. From Final Fantasy X comes the master of all villains, she told me to say that, LeBlanc. From Final Fantasy VII comes Edea Kramer, the feared sorceress even if it turned out she was ultimately good. From Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus comes easily the strongest fighter of the group, the crimson warrior Rosso.”

“Who fight who is yet to be determined, though I am being handed the card now. Our first match is ...”

(note: Hi all, this is your editor Archer. I know I don't make much of an appearance here but planning on doing some writing. Originally I had a much more structured idea for this story, where threads will go to an end. That never really came to fruition but hoping to at least give that a try here.

This story will continue with a series of matches. I would like each match to get at least three threads, upwards of five. Once a match is finished that is it, the eliminated team is gone. I'm going to be fairly strict on my editing in this thread and try and keep it going.

This may all peter out, I know I am being pretty heavy handed for an editor here but want to give it a try. I welcome all contributions and if you want to branch off from where I am going feel free.)