Felicia Lillitail’s Rental Home for Non-human Females

Available: 1 Bedroom, 8 ft by 12 ft, second floor, prefurbished with connected bathroom.

Rent: $650 a month.

Notes: Will be interviewed by homeowner before closing deal. Have the first month’s rent ready. Must be okay with cats, dogs, snakes, zombies, golems and living suitcases.

Welcome to the Lillitail Residence, a two-floor house on a nice plot of land, filled with girls trying to make it through the day with their sanity and clothes in tact! Let’s meet them.

Felicia Lillitail - Age 25 - The owner of the Lillitail Residence. She’s smart and quick on her feet. She’s a no-nonsense woman who works hard at home and at the office. Truth be told, she seems pretty average being 5”5 with C-cup breasts and short brown hair. However, Felicia is actually a were-cat. Contrary to many films, were-cats do not change into cats at the sight of a full moon. Each were-cat has their own unique transformation trigger, usually developed a year into were-hood. Felicia, unfortunately, turns into a regular house cat anytime she sneezes. Felicia has managed to keep her secret outside of work for a number of years now but embarrassment is always one ill-placed twitch of the nose away.

Mariann Lillitail - Age 99 - Over seventy years ago, the dead started rising up but, instead of chomping on brains, they casually asked things like “What happened last night and why is there dirt in my ear?” They also tended to say “ow” when people shot them. Soon, society came back to its senses and started working on a method of preserving the bodies of these undead citizens. Dying at the age of 23 and being one of the first zombies has caused some problems for Mariann. First, her skin had become a dull green. Second, her body needed to be kept cool to prevent further decay. Third, her brain had suffered a bit. There are times in which her mind just checks out but she just rolls with it. It’s never stopped her from having fun with her still excellent figure and teasing her grand-niece, Felicia.

Sophie Duleeves - Age 24 - Sophie is a nice girl who works at a bookstore downtown. She’s 5”8 with B-cup breasts and has light auburn hair that she wears a little past her shoulders. She tries her best to downplay any of her unusual characteristics. This is a bit difficult to do when she has the front of a small dog for a left hand and a living snake for a tail. Sophie is a orthrus, a peculiar creature of Greek mythology and a somewhat troubled extra-species for the real world. Orthruses have been known to house dual personalities, with one in control of the main body and the other in charge of the dog body and snake tail. Sophie is a prime example of this. Her other personality, Phi, is her complete opposite: playful, raunchy and more than willing to show off her goods. What’s worse for Sophie is that she and Phi switch control every once in awhile. It’s a constant struggle for Sophie to keep Phi’s doggy persona in check while preserving her modesty.

‘Lady’ - Age ?? - Two years ago, a towering woman made of clay walked up to Felicia. The woman said that she wished to live in the shed in Felicia’s backyard. The clay woman gave Felicia a bag full of hundred dollar bills and started moving her things into the shed. After a long talk with the woman and the authorities, Felicia did allow her to stay so long as able to provide rent through legitimate means. The current name of this woman is “Lady.” She has been called many things: “Miss,” “Madam,” “Yo Girl,” “Damn,” et cetera but she likes “Lady” the best. No one knows her true origins, not even herself. If she was made by someone else, it’s clear that her creator had a vision: eight feet tall, E-cup breasts, and sharp muscles. While friendly to a point, Lady is more reserved than the other tenants and tends to be a bit blunt with her commentary. She also doesn’t really understand concepts like privacy or modesty.

Vikki a.k.a. “Salec Yohso the Tormenter of Man” - Age 19 - Somewhere in the Lillitail Residence, a rather luxurious trunk rests quietly. It’s red leather and golden handles shine brightly against any light. It’s best not to get too close to it or else Vikki might make your day a living hell. Vikki or, as she sometimes calls herself, “Salec Yohso the Tormenter of Man” is a mimic, a being who is hidden in a seemingly ordinary object and manipulate their flesh to any form they please. The catch is that Vikki is bound to the leather trunk by the waist and can only form half of her body at a time. However, that hasn’t stopped her from playing pranks on anyone. Felicia gets a small payment from the Management of Extraspecies Legal and Orientation Services to house Vikki as she is currently undergoing their correctional program. An agent from MELONS visits Vikki every few days to evaluate her behavior.

Pumpkin - Age 21 - The newest member of house and the one who got the upstairs, 8 by 12 foot bedroom. She’s a real go-getter and is always willing to take on a challenge. However, she can be a bit ditzy. Her head sometimes ends up in the clouds but that’s the case with most harpies. Yes, Pumpkin is a harpy, not really in the mythological sense but close enough.Two feathery wings sprout from her arms and connect back at her elbows. Her legs become scaly and claw-like a few inches past her hips. She’s a bit on the smaller side as well, only 5”2 and sporting A-cups. Fun fact: harpies traditionally name their children after aspects of flight or birds but when her parents first glanced at her shiny black hair and vibrant orange feathers, all they could say was “Pumkin.” Pumpkin’s also fairly new to city life but being able to work in the same building as Felicia keeps her grounded.