Feeds Himself

Fred, let his hunger overcome his feelings. He went toward the Japanese restaurant thinking of what he was gonna get. When he entered the restaurant he was a little sad to see more than a few white servers. The restaurant also seemed to be much more modern then what Fred was expecting as well as the place seemed smaller. “Ohhh, they must have a more traditional second part of the store!” Thought Fred out loud unaware of the change that took place following his words.

Fred didn’t know too much about Japanese culture but knew they loved maids, anime, manga, tentacles, and many other cliches and figure the other side of the restaurant probably focuses around those. When he approached the person at the desk for a table he was met with a question, “Would you like our modern or traditional side?” Fred couldn’t believe it he was right on the money with his thought process. “I’ll take a table for one on the traditional side please.” After the person at the desk confirmed Fred he had a white waitress lead him to a door which led to the second part of the restaurant. Where the waitress left him off at another desk.

Upon looking around this was definitely was Fred expected when he thought traditional. There were large bookshelves of manga and instead of the news on the TVs there was anime. The decor had tons of mechs and gundams, along with tenticals assaulting scantily dressed anime women. There also seemed to be a lot of pornographic hentai posters all around. The workers on this side apparently were all Asian and women wearing varieties of maid costumes, sexy police uniforms, and women’s sailor outfits.

Among the people in the restaurant, being very few on this side Fred noticed the ladies he saw walk in earlier. Suddenly he was approached by a waitress in a maid uniform with fake cat ears and a tail. “Welcome home myaster let me show you to yow table! Nya!” The waitress said with a smile. During the walk to the table, Fred was watching the decently curvy ass of the waitress or “maid”. Fred suddenly overheard one of the Asians that came in earlier. “Wooow they totally nailed it. They really have it all traditional on this side. First place I have ever seen do it so similar to my home town in Akihabara.” Fred was thinking it was amazing that all of Japan was like this. The change that took place now was that every restaurant in Japan was styled like this one.

Fred finally arrived at his table “Alright Myaster call mya when ready! Nya!” The waitress said with a peppy voice as she stepped over to clean a table. Fred began looking through the menu and saw there was toast, love omelets, sushi, ramen, and miso soup. Those were all the options, they all seemed traditional to Fred.

A group of Asian athletes from the local college were starting to get hungry. They decided to step into the traditional Japanese restaurant which was right next to them. Heading in they asked for the more private side. They enjoyed looking at the modern decor and food dishes like just some regular fry and burgers all the way to edamame and fried chicken or tofu. They were glad that all the cliches were left behind at this place.

Then a change washed over the place changing everything. Their waitress changed from white to Asian and she was now in a sexy police woman outfit. Nothing was out of the ordinary as far as they could tell. They chose that restaurant because it was so close to home traditionally. This made them want to begin to talk about home they all ordered the love omelette because what else would they order. It wasn’t like they sold burgers or anything.

A man walked in and got one of the maid waitresses. The athletes kinda bickered among themselves because they had gotten the police officer yet again. But continued to talk about how traditional the place was. Pretty soon however they began to remember how all the places in Japan were decorated the same. They decided to wait for their meals admiring how similar the place was to Japan.