Fat, Nerdy, and Ugly

Opening the front door you are greeted by your best friend, Tony. Tony was even more nerdy than you and his appearance matched his personality. He was a Chinese kid, extremely overweight with a bulging stomach, flabby arms and legs, and long greasy har the came down to his shoulders. He wore thick glasses, a black Naruto t-shirt, grey sweatpants that were stained with ketchup and mustard, and worn out running shoes that looked like they should have been thrown out months ago. He was already sweating profusely, making his greasy long har bundle into strands that ran along the cape of his neck. He panted desperately as his his lightened from seeing you.

“Oh hey Tony, what’s up?” You greeted him familiarly. You had known Tony since grade school, and he had become well acquainted with you and your family since.

“Hey bro!” Tony greeted, “How’s things going? Thought we could hang out today?”

Tony was one of your most trusted friends. You had known him since before you were a kid and trusted him with your deepest secrets. You knew Tony had had crush on your mom for years and you resolve yourself to reward you best friend for all his years of loyal companionship.

“Hey bro! Come on in I’d love to hang today,” You answered cheerfully. You were going to tell Tony about your new powers, and you took joy in envisioning your future together being able to do whatever you wanted.

“Thanks ahaha. Have you seen the new episode of Boruto, it’s fucking sick!” Tony yells as he steps inside your house.

“No I haven’t got to it yet,” You answer. Just then your mother steps out from the kitchen to greet her guest.

She’s wearing nothing but a tank top and a pair of extremely short gym shorts that let her voluptuous ass cheeks hang out the side. Tony’s eyes bulge as he takes in the view of your mother’s inviting form.

“Uhh, hi! How are you, great weather we’re having, huh?” Tony awkwardly greets your mother.

“Yes it is nice weather! It’s nice to see you Tony! You two have fun and don’t make a mess,” Your mother answers, oblivious to your best friend’s attraction to her. “I’m going to go freshen up you two behave ok?”

“Yes ma’am,” Your friend replies as his piercing gaze zeroes in on your mothers bouncing ass, watching her walk away up the stairs.

“Hey Tony listen, there’s something I need to tell you, but you have to keep it a secret. Seriously, no one can ever know,” you whisper into Tony’s ears kneading him back into reality.

“Ya of course man, you know you can tell me anything.”

“Ok so, you won’t believe me, but last night I was feeling really weird and I don’t know how to explain it but I think I have mind control powers,” You blurted out unconvincingly.

“I’m sorry what? Did you just say you have mind control powers?” Tony asked, obviously not believing your claims.

“Yes dude mind control I swear to God! I can make people do whatever I want. I even tested it on my parents yesterday night to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating. It actually works!” You exclaimed, realizing you must sound like a crazy person.

“Ok man whatever you say…” Tony replied rolling his eyes heavily.

“Alright, let me prove it to you then. You have a crush on my mom right?” Tony stammered at the revelation, clearly caught off guard by your accusation. “I’ll give her to you. She’ll be your **** to do whatever you want with, she won’t say no.”

Tony looked at you in astonishment. “You’ll give her to me? What do you mean? Do you really think I’m going to fall for this? This is a pretty weak prank bro.”

“Dude you don’t have to believe me right now, when my mom comes down you’ll see. You’re lucky you’re my best friend man.”