False Accusations

One of Starbuck's fellow pilots, Kat, enters the room.
She's used to seeing guys down on their knees servicing Starbuck.
She laughes. "Can I have him next?"
"Sure. Go ahead." Starbuck takes another drink of her beer and lights a cigar.
Kat grabs you by the hair and looks down at your face. She screams. "This is a Cylon!!"
She jumps back and points her gun at you.
"No! I'm not a cylon! Tell her, Kara!" You cling to her legs.
"Get off of me, you fracking toaster!"
Starbuck kicks you in the balls and steps back. She drawns her gun and points it at you too.

Security guards come and drag you to the brig. They throw you into a cell and slam the door.
You turn and see that you're not alone. Sharn Valerii sits on the cot naked, smiling at you.
She stands up and approaches you.
"Yum!" She purrs. "I haven't had a good fuck since they threw me in here. I'm going to **** you to ****!"