FAQs

What’s the goal of this game?

Simple - to fuck fifteen (different) girls before burn night.

Burn night? What’s that?

Well, if you’ll play until chapter 30 or so, you’ll get an answer there… but since you’re here and not there, here it is, in the eternally wise words of Dylan:

“Gotcha, I’ll explain Burn Night for you then. So, Burn Night is the Friday night of Burn Week, you know, that week when every class holds their midterm. It’s called Burn Week, because it’s fucking hell to take five midterms in a single week, like might as well call it finals at that point, but we Stonewall kids make it through because there’s the promise of Burn Night at the end of it.

“Now, grades for the midterms are all released at 11 pm on Burn Night, on the dot. That alone is exciting enough, but there’s a catch! For each A that you score, you get to score with any person of your choosing. Anyone. Spy a hot girl that night? You want them, you can have them, man. It’s a dream come true. And after you’re done fucking, they’ll mark the back of your hand with red permanent marker (a ‘burn’ mark) so that you don’t go over the number of As you earned. A beautiful system, made for people just like us.”

Okay, but why can’t I have sex with character X?

I’m not done with the story yet! Chances are, unless the character’s not female, you’ll get your scene at some point.

This game is too hard. I keep doing bad things and lose points.

Then maybe don’t do bad things?

I found a typo/dead end/chapter that should link to another but it doesn’t/other bug… what do?

Please leave a comment! I’ll fix it as soon as I can. On that note, also please do leave a comment/like the chapter if you liked it, too… us writers are attention-starved beings that build our self-worth around those little bits of validation you drop us. Leave a like if you like!

I want to contribute!

Awesome! Send me a message and let’s talk. I have a decent chunk of the story planned out, so let’s work together to make sure that your storylines fit within the larger narrative arcs.

On a smaller scale, if you’d like to beta-read chapters or bug-test the story, that would be super appreciated too, because I’ve found a few mistakes through play-testing, and there are probably many out there still.

When will you finish the story?

My best estimate places burn night somewhere in the chapter 400 range, so take that as you will…