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OOC for this particular thread's characters.

Lee, the hostess, 22, bi-sexual female.
Alice, 26, Lee's married neighbor.
Allen, 18, Lee's heterosexual, virgin cousin.
Betty, 19, Lee's lesbian lover.
Brian, 24, Alice's husband.

The Monopoly Board:
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l52/jumpmybones2014/monopoly_board_zps28739354.jpg

And it only got worse for me from there.

I continued to hit owned property after owned property, devastating card after devastating card for the next couple of dozen cards. I lost my second shoe, my socks, my ball cap, and my shirt before I'd even landed on and -- trading away my jeans -- purchased my first property, which was the almost worthless Mediterranean Avenue.

I found myself sitting there in my boxers with $8, one deed, and a raging hard on that -- no matter how I tried to sit -- was more than obvious to anyone who took a moment to ogle.

It was so fucking embarrassing. I was the only person down to their underwear so far. Lee had lost her blouse, and her lover Betty had surrendered her skirt instead of her top. Brian was sitting their in his Dockers, just one article behind me, but he had almost a dozen properties in front of him that had been responsible for much of the stripping amongst the others so far.

"Your turn, Allen," Lee said, handing me the dice.

I was sitting on my one sole property, staring at the Connecticut Avenue group with hotels; the Virginia Avenue Group with two houses each, and all of the railroads and utilities owned by one player, which made them very expensive to land upon.

I shook the dice in my hand, hesitated, prayed in my mind, and tossed the dice...