Episode 6

There is complete silence. The palace is deserted with the exception of the remnants from the celebration. Several drunk creatures lie **** around the room.

A shadowy figure moves stealthily among the columns at the perimeter of the room and is revealed to be Boushh, the bounty hunter. He picks his way carefully through the snoring, drunken monsters.

Han Solo, frozen in carbonite, hangs on the wall like some sort of perverse decoration. The bounty hunter steps up to the case, studying Han, then turns to the controls on the side of the sealed sheet. He activates a series of switches and, after one last, hesitant look at Han, slides the decarbonization lever. The case begins to emit a sound as the hard shell covering the contours of Han's face begins to melt away. The bounty hunter watches as Han's body is freed of its metallic coat and his forearms and hands drop slackly to his side.

Boushh leans in close to Han's face listening for signs of life. Nothing. He waits. Han's eyes pop open with a start and he begins coughing.

"Just relax for a moment. You're free of the carbonite."

Han touches his face with his hand and moans.

"Shhh. You have hibernation sickness."

"I can't see," shouts Han.

"Your eyesight will return in time."

"Where am I?"

"Jabba's palace."

"Who are you?"

The bounty hunter reaches up and lifts the helmet from his head, revealing the beautiful face of Princess Leia.

"Someone who loves you," she answers with a smile.

"Leia!" Han shouts.

"I gotta get you out of here."

As Leia helps her weakened lover to stand up, the relative quiet is pierced by an obscene cackle from the other side of the alcove.

"What's that? I know that laugh," asked Han.

The curtain on the far side of the alcove opens, revealing Jabba the Hutt, surrounded by Bib Fortuna and other creatures.

"Hey, Jabba. Look, Jabba, I was just on my way to pay you back, but I got a little sidetracked. It's not my fault."

Jabba laughs.

"It's too late for that, Solo. You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're Bantha fodder."

Salacious Crumb, Jabba's pet Kowakian monkey-lizard, points and laughs.

"Take him away!"*

The guards grab Han and start to lead him away.

"Jabba... I'll pay you triple! You're throwing away a fortune here. Don't be a fool!" Han shouts as he is carried off.

A disquised Lando Calrissian quickly moves forward and attempts to lead Leia away.

"Bring her to me,"* commands Jabba.

Jabba chuckles as Lando and a second guard drag the beautiful young princess toward him. Threepio peeks from behind a monster and quickly turns away in disgust.

"We have powerful friends. You're gonna regret this..." Leia says in an attempt to keep her pride.

"I'm sure."

Her lovely face moves to within a few inches of Jabba's ugly blob of a head, and Leia turns away in disgust.

"Ugh!" Leia gasps, as his tongue sloshes against her cheek.

"Ohhh, I can't bear to watch," says Threepio, covering his face.

Jabba lathers the young princess's face with saliva. The stench is unbearable and Leia can't help but try to pull away from her captors.

"You will learn to enjoy" says Jabba.

Following a haughty laugh, Jabba reaches into a bowl of Formaldehyde and grips a slimy frog with his dwarf-like nubs. Looking on in disgust, the princess watches as Jabba gobbles down the poor amphibian. She tries not to think about the fact that minutes ago that same tongue was licking her face.

"Take her to the **** quarters," orders Jabba. With each syllable he spews tiny fragments of his recent meal.

Bib Fortuna and Lando grip Leia's arms and shove her toward a door to the side of the throne room.

"You'll never get away with this. I am a **** to no one!" shouts Leia before spitting at Jabba.

"You will live to regret that."*

Leia is ushered down a long hallway. Several doors lead off into rooms that are full of degrading and horrible things. In one room she sees several half-nude women preparing to go on stage to entertain Jabba. Another room is full of Gammorean guards fucking a Twi-Lek ****.