Epilogue

After graduating from Green River Valley Community College (official mascot the Absolutely Nothing), Karen goes on to study nursing at State University (Generic Wannabes). She keeps Tim in daycare during classes. She meets a guy and they decide to get married. You agree to give up rights to Tim so her husband can adopt him and she lets you off financially.

You add a hardware section to the grocery store and build a furniture store next door as the auto dealership next door moved. You help your brother-in-law Jon (who is kind of a dip shit) refine and streamline the trucking operations. His Dad has put Jon as the head of the company but really its you and your father-in-law keeping it profitable. Ashley's brother William goes on to be a world class research doctor and rarely returns to Green River City.

William has the least children with his wife giving birth to twin girls and then unable to have more kids. You and Ashley come in second with six total, your fourth a girl (Sarah) and twins (William (Billy) and Rebecca (Becky)). Jon fathers eleven total children (that are known) with seven different mothers. After the sixth kid Mr. Smith strips Jon of his title and makes him head toilet scrubber of his janitorial company unless he marries a girl. Jon (the dip shit he is) never does and his eight girls and three boys are known as the outcast Smiths as their mothers didn't raise them well.

Your boys grow up and take over various aspects of the Smith family dynasty. Your daughters marry well. When you and Ashley are old and gray and look back at your happy life together, many do not remember the Smith family only remembering the Jonson family dynasty.

You win.