Enter the door on your right

You slam the door behind you, and find yourself in a dungeon, dimly-lit by burning torches. As you catch your breath, you notice the outline of a stocky muscular man, naked, chained to the wall. You move closer and see his face is disfigured, covered in blood, and then you realise that it's not disfigured at all; it's his actual face and, despite his humanoid body, covered in bruises, he's not of this Earth.

His eyes flick open and he sees you.

"Run, {if@ Male==true}madam{else}young sir{endif}! If my mistresses catch you here, you'll join me in being endlessly beaten, and you might not savour their sadism as much as Strax."

Before you have a chance to respond, you hear two pairs of stilettos entering from the other side of the room.

"Look what we have here," says a dark-haired girl in a maid's outfit, speaking with a cockney accent. "Isn't {if@ Male==true}he{else}she{endif} cute. At last. a new member for our Paternoster Gang."

"Tasty," says her taller green-scaled companion in Victorian clothing, licking her lips with her long tongue.

"Too late, {if@ Male==true}dear madam{else}boy{endif}," says the chained-up alien. "It looks like you're their latest victim."

"Be quiet, Strax," says the maid, pulling out an electric prong. "Or maybe tell this new {if@ Male==true}boy{else}girl{endif} why you and {if@ Male==true}he{else}she{endif} are called the Paternoster Gang."

"I'm sure {if@ Male==true}he{else}she{endif} knows Latin, Jenny," says the lizard lady.

"I'm sure that's the case, Madame Vastra. but just in case..." Jenny moves her electric prong, giving off bright white sparks, towards Strax's genitals.

"Our Father..." begins Strax, just before his screams begin.

You run away towards the door, but are stopped by a tongue darting round your throat.