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You walk to the first door and unlock it. As soon as you look in, you see a woman in her forties trying on swimsuits. She gasps when she sees you.

You see no one. Continue trying on suits. The door never opened.

The woman shrugs and goes to take a photo of herself in a suit she tried on.

Strip naked.

The woman takes off the suit.

You are wearing a sexy new suit. Take photos and send them to all of your friends, male and female and ask their opinion.

The woman thinks she is wearing a swimsuit. She takes a selfie of her naked body and starts sending it out. She has no tan lines and a very neatly trimmed bush.

You now have a raging boner.