Endlessly sucking.

Eventually, a family member finds you, but, from their perspective, you're endlessly just staring at a wall and nodding your head. They can't seem to snap you out of it no matter how much they try.

They call for an ambulance, but you're unresponsive. You're dragged away and, at first, you resist. Then, you realize you can just move the portal to wherever you go, so you do. You keep sucking your dick.

After many tests and, technically, finding nothing wrong with you, you're committed to a mental facility. There are times when you manage to stop sucking your own dick long enough to eat some food or drink some water or get some rest. However, you just end up going back to your new delicacy. You simply can't stop sucking on yourself. Thus is your existence until your dying days.

Kind of a downer, huh? Go back and try again.