Empty

Ooh relief at last. I am in the jacuzzi finally melting the ice chastity device off my crotch . Ohhh the warm water pleasures my blue sugar plums . My wife will probably use a nutcracker on them it’s been 324 days ,. Finally I to take a big boy piss, jizz , empty the egg nog . Donate from the ballsackian banks as I lean my head back and moan .

I need to divorce that wretched shrew .