Emma Watson

Sitting across the room, alone at a table, you recognize the one and only Emma Watson. For years on end you've fantasized about fucking her. After thinking for a minute you decide to go over and talk to her.

You decide to play it cool. Trying to act as though you had no idea who she was. You walk through the room and over to her table.

"Is this seat taken?" you ask.

"Not at the moment, no" she replies.

"Perfect, my name is David, and you are..."

"Emma, Emma Watson"

"You mean the Emma Watson, from all of the Harry Potter movies?", hoping she'd buy your story that you had no idea who she was.

"That's the one"

You two talk for a bit about the Harry Potter movies and books and you think she is starting to like you.