Elizabeth Olsen

Elizabeth Olsen. You’d never think that someone so like her would ever end up on a Starliner cruise – and, well, you’d be right. We didn’t try to acquire her, and there weren’t even any tasty **** titbits that fell in our laps. She, much to our surprise, volunteered. Apparently it had something to due with something that happened on the set of the Avengers.

We accepted, because well how could we not.

We are confident that you can show her a good time, Sir.

Now that you've chosen your first ****, we invite you to send her to a designated area and meet up with her there, where you can be alone to enjoy yourself...