Elise enters the dungeon

Before she enters, Elise glances up at the words engraved over the huge stone doors. "Welcome to Dreadblush Mountain," she reads. "Abandon dignity, all who enter here. What's that supposed to mean? Nonsense. I would never abandon my dignity. Anyway, here I go!"

She steps through the doors to find herself in a huge, circular atrium, the stone walls decorated with mosaics of undressed women, the roof supported by marble caryatids carved into the shape of naked nymphs. Ever-burning torches cast a bright yellow light over the scene, making the mosaics dance, illuminating the bare bodies and blushing faces of the nymphs. You spared no expense decorating the place. Elise looks around, frowning, noticing a theme in the decor.

"This dungeon seems very... naughty," she says. "But where am I supposed to go next?"

She looks at the walls. You've helpfully equipped the atrium with no less than six different doors, each one colour-coded, and inscribed with a different riddle indicating what lies beyond it. The red door is closest. She peers at the inscription on it, trying to decode its meaning.

"Behind this door, whose very hue,

Resembles the behind, it's true,

of she who deigns to step beyond,

and endanger her sit-upon,

lies chastisement both foul and fair,

inflicted on the derriere."

"No idea what that could mean," she says. "I suppose I should read some of the other ones? Well, maybe I'll just go through here. After all, I can hardly make mistakes with Etherial on my side."