Eddie's pt 2

Red witch is driving the unmarked van to the meeting place an unmonitored parking garage the package it wasn't easy it took a lot of favors and money to get my hands on this but Marley and that new simp of hers deserve nothing but the best.

I was shocked out of my musings by a bang on the back of the van I nodded to Jinx (dc) to open it while I a laz pistol from warhammer aimed at the door but out of sight just incase Jinx being a villain was used to backroom shady deals so I had her take lead on this.

Unknown guy: You the guys that ordered take out

Jinx: Yes, and we're starving so we would like to get our order asap so we can get home sooner

I was completely speechless the guy seemed like an ordinary dude wearing a t-shirt, cargo shorts and flip-flops never would I have ever suspected that he'd be involved with this but that was most likely the point and seemed to know the same code as Jinx so I just kept my mouth shut and let her do her thing.

Totally not a bad guy (tnabg): Just let me confirm that did you guys want the four orders of chulupas or was it the Chinese food?

Jinx: Neither where here for the fish and chips and butter beer heard it was a real winner so had to get our hands on it

The guy then let out a whistle and a Sabertooth (x-men) came out of the shadows carrying an **** guy on his shoulder before tossing him in the van.

Tnabg: Please confirm the contents of the order

Jinx didn't take her eyes off of them as she signaled me to check looking over our "order" I confirmed that it was the real arena Harry Potter we were looking for.

Eddie: It's good

Tnabg: Glad to hear since the order has already been paid for we'll be on our way

Jinx waited until they were out of sight before closing the door and ordering red witch to drive off only after we drove in the wrong direction for a half hour did she release the spell she placed on us to obscure our features, voices and scents I thought she was being paranoid but seeing that Sabertooth cleared my doubts.

We dumped the van and any clothes on Harry Potter only taking his wand after red witch checked it over before we stuffed him in the trunk of our waiting car we drove away as red witch launched a spell at the van causing it to disintegrate.

This whole cloak and dagger deal got me all hot and bothered so grabbed red witch by her hair and unzipped my pants as Jinx drove us home.

Eddie: Jinx make sure to take the long way home be extra careful and don't worry about me getting bored I have plenty to keep me occupied