Easy as Pie

"Vanessa, can you count to ten?"

"Yes, sir."

"What is your favorite food?"

"Hmmm, veggie lovers deep dish pizza."

"What is your favorite color?"

"Royal purple."

"Well, you're hired!"

"Great!"

"We need to take the rest of the day off to celebrate."

A moment later, Brianna came in with three coffees.

"Brianna keeps her hair shiny with semen, Mr. Brown," said Randy. "It's great for her hair, and as her boss, you get jack yourself off with her hair until you cum in it, and Brianna loves it."

"Of course, now if you'll excuse us," said Mr. Brown.

"Brianna, what's your record for most men cumming in your hair in one night? Six, isn't it. I know this weekend you can top that."

"You know I can."

As Brianna walked over to Mr. Brown, who was standing up and unzipping. "If you'll excuse us," he said again.

"We'll just keep this between us four," said Randy. He and Vanessa left. "I have one more visit it to make.

Randy led Vanessa to the elevators they went down a couple of stories. "There's this bitch receptionist for a law firm who is always showing lots of cleavage, but if she catches you staring, she calls you a pervert and threatens to tell the building security."

They get off on the floor of the law firm and Randy sees the receptionist.

He strolled right up to her. "If you don't listen to me right now, everyone on this floor will die."

"Oh my god! Tell me what's up?" the secretary hung up.

"Everyone in the office will have their clothes burst into flames including you, so strip naked right now."

"Fuck me!" the receptionist started to strip.

"After you are nude, you need to put as many of those flower stems up your butt as you can to keep your anus from serious burns. Then go convince everyone in the office they need to strip naked as fast as they can. If they won't, you'll have to forcefully strip them to keep their clothes from catching fire."

The receptionist finished stripping then started sliding the long stemmed flower stems up her rectum one at a time until she got seven up there then hurried off to warn the others in the firm.

Randy and Vanessa laughed as they left to get back on the elevator. "I wonder if her bosses will try to have her committed," said Randy.