East - a pairs' tournament

It’s the World Cup of Games involving Sexy Super Celebs!

This new sport brings together all the elements (and ladies!) of your wildest fantasy!
And best of all, YOU get to decide what points system to use to make the girls do things just the way you want them to / to make your dreams come true – you make the rules up!.

There is one gold, silver and bronze medal for the singles and one for the teams.

But you have to choose one path only / all authors must go their separate ways!

North: sexual seduction & ejaculation games – these gorgeous celebs are reduced to being the sluts of the men who will be judging them.

East : femdom stuff (in each round each girl has to take five men down with kicks and punches and knees to the groin)

South: girl versus girl play fights or in the mud or with food or with penetration

West: a softly softly quiz & pageant & display of what to wear & what not to & a mere kiss tease contest

These are the 60 who qualified for the Kick Ass Celebrities World Cup Group Stages:

Group A:
Amanda Coetzer & Daniela Hantuchova
American Gladiators (Ice, Diamond, Sky, Lace, Blaze & Electra) or UK or Aus. versions
Angelina Jolie & Gwen Stefani
Atomic Kitten
Baise Moi (two angry but cute French checks)
Billie Piper & Kate Winslet
Britney Spears & Madonna

Group B:
Buffies the two Buffies (Sarah Michelle Gellar & Kirsty Swanson from the movies)
Catherine Zeta Jones & Celine Dione
Chanel No 5, Lancome, Givenchy & Hermes perfume girls;
Charlize Theron & Paris Hilton
Cheeky Girls
Chelsea Clinton & Martine McCutcheon
Christina Aguilera & Tpenga

Group C:
Colleen Rooney & Prince Harry’s girlfriend
Collisto from Xena & Sheena Jungle Princess
CSI’s Jorja Fox (straight blk hair) & M. Nikopolous (curly brunette)
Dame Julie Dench & Hallie Berry
Drew Barrymore & Cameron Diaz
Elle Mc Pherson & Claudia Schiffer
English Babe from Fraser & Kirsty Alley from Cheers

Group D:
Geri Halliwell & Spice Girl Emma Bunton
Ginger and Mary-Anne from Gilligan's Island
Girls Aloud
Heather Locklear & Emma Bunton
Jenni Garth from 90210 & Shannen Doherty
Jennifer Aniston & Coutney Cox from Friends
Jennifer Ellison & Ulrika Jonsson

E:
Jennifer Lopez & Penelope Cruz
Jordan “Killertits” Katie Price & Jade Goody
Julia Roberts & Martina Hingis
Keira Knightley & Charlotte Church
Kelly from Married with Children dressed as "the Verminator" & I Dream Of Jeannie
Kim Basinger & Michelle Pfeiffer
Kylie & Dani Minogue

F:
Liz Hurley (as in Austin Powers, etc) & Kate Moss
Maria Sharapova & Anna Kournikova
Miss Creamer the golfer babe & Cynthia Rothrock
Monica Lewinksy & Lorena Bobbit
Monica Seles & Oxana Bajul
Myleene Klass & Relic Hunter
Nicole Kidman & the Redhead from Girls Aloud

G:
Nigella Lawson & the dark-haired Welsh lass main character from Torchwood
Nikkala, & Zoe, the swimsuit duo from The Sun Page 3
Pamela Anderson & Melinda Messenger
Pussycat Dolls
Rachel Hunter & the dark-haired Welsh lass main character from Torchwood
Sabrina the Teenage Witch & Avril Lavigne
Sandra Bullock & Sophie Ellis-Bextor

H:
Spice Girls Sporty Spice Mel C & Victoria Beckham
Sugababes
Tatu
The other two from Charmed
The Twins (Sam & Amanda Olsen)
Trinny and Susannah
Wonder Woman & Supergirl Helen Slater
Xena & Gabrielle

5 points for each KO’d or smothered out man – 3 pts if he is in their possession but not KO’d at the end of 45 mins, + 1 bonus point for each man with damaged testicles,
1 bonus point for each man with damaged testicles before even falling to the ground,
1 bonus point for each man with a damaged before even falling to the ground,

40 men per group game v 14, then 60 per SF (3 from each Q = 2 x 12) v 24, then 80 in the final (= top 5 from each SF) and 20 each in the battle for 11th, & for 21st & 31st & 41st & for 51st = a total of 320 for gp games + 120 for SF + 80 F + 100 for consolation battles = 620 men to perish.