Earlier that day

"OK I can accept the initial mix up, but HOW THE HELL did you not notice that you weren't in Naruto's body when you showed off my breasts to Tsunade and asked for advice on your damned titjobs!?"

"Maybe because you don't have any tits to notice in the first place!"

"Calm down you two! You've literally been arguing all day."

Sakura, Ino, and Tenten were having their regular lunch meet up, but after yesterday's failure it was less cheerful than usual. Not only had they not gotten their payback on Naruto, but after the whole thing finished they'd somehow ended up wandering the streets in nothing but the embarrassing clothes they for some reason wore for their prank. There was also the infuriating tags they were certain Naruto had somehow planted on them.

To make things even more frustrating, the whole village was talking about a legend clearly made in their image. Never had a rumor spread as quickly as the tale of the three Konoha spirits. Everyone in the village knew about it, and it was certain to sement itself as a folk tale for all years to come.

Slouching down in her seat, Sakura crossed her arms and sighed heavily.

"I guess you're right. I'm not going to let that knuckle head get to me. *Yawn*"

Happy that the mood was finally turning for the better, Tenten tried to initiate some small talk.

"Totally agree. You know, you look a bit tired. You been doing anything interesting lately?"

"No, no, no. Nothing interesting. Just didn't get any sleep last night that's all. What about you?"

Tenten was about to answer, when Ino who had previously been focusing on her meal, abruptly dropped everything in her hands and joined in on the conversation.

"We should totally talk about girl stuff together. My curves are above average and I sometimes get turned on by rude comments. I have masturbated thinking about Naruto a couple of times, but that doesn't mean much considering I do the same with almost every guy I meet," she exclaimed loudly, laughing as if telling a funny story.

Surprised at her friend's openness in public, Tenten laughed along awkwardly while taking a long sip of her water to avoid the awkward tension. She then suddenly tensed up and dropped her food just like Ino had before her.

"Well I have two prime beach balls for breasts, and you know how much the guys appreciate those. *giggles* In the past, romantic music and locations have turned me on, but ever since I got my new rack I get wet whenever someone stares at my funbags. I've never really jilled off thinking about Naruto since I see him as an immature kid...*moan* but I have a strong feeling that's going change soon. What about you Sakura" she informed, happy to finally gush over the topics girl talks allowed for.

"You're crazy! There's no way I'm... Oh you girls are so naughty. Well let's see. I have really long nipples despite my small breasts, and my pussy gets embarissingly wet to the point of it tainting my pants if I get turned on in public. Speaking of turning me on. *jumps on the table, grabs a baguette and starts stroking it alluringly* I get turned on by everything from bananas to hot dogs. As long as it's a phallus my mind just can't help but make the connection to a certain something *wink*. In addition, several other turn ons like wearing lingerie, or talking down to others also gets me in the mood. Oh, and I spent all of last night in my bed, pumping my box while getting off on fantasising about Naruto making me his bitch. That's totally the reason why I'm so tired now," Sakura burst out as if she'd been holding her words for weeks. The girls exchanged ooooo's as the pink haired girl played up her words by mimicking pumping herself with the baguette. They were in such high spirits that they didn't even notice when someone got up and walked to their table.

"Hey girls nice to know you're enjoying yourself despite everything"

Turning around, Sakura's baguette pumping hand went slack as she saw Naruto standing behind her. She knew he wasn't holding a book. Feeling anger build up, she jumped down from the table and put a finger on the blonde's chest accusingly.

"What do you want Naruto. Can't you see we're busy,"

"I thought we'd be friends after your heartfel apology yesterday. What ever could have happened?" Naruto said in fake distress. Calling back to the more than eager blowjob she'd given him the day before.

All three girls rolled their eyes. Tenten stepped forward in Sakura's defense. Her adamant expression overlooked by Naruto in favour of the cleavage her loose tunic presented.

"Firstly. The only reason we did any of those things yesterday was for a prank, so don't get any ideas. Secondly. We're mad because we know that you're the only one childish enough to put notes on our backs while we're not looking. Grow up would you,"

"I simply have no idea what you're talking about. I'd never do something like that to my favorite sand spirits," Naruto assured teasingly.

The girls cringed at the mention of their reputational bane. The last thing they wanted was for people to start seeing similarities between them and those stories.

A wordless moment passed before Ino finally broke the silence.

"Are you insinuating that we're anything like the characters in those porno stories going around town? They're supposed to be Tits, Hips and Bitch right? So just because one of us has a better rack than you'll ever get your hands on we suddenly become spirits in one of your fantasies? Nice try perv, but none of us match the description given of the other spirits," she pointed out with a finger in the air matter of factly.

This finger then proceeded to reach behind her as an uncomfortable strain appeared from under her pants. Her g-string was digging into her buttocks, again having grown to small for her massive rump despite her having bought the thing only a week ago. Grabbing their hem, she wedged the stretchy material up past the limits of her booty shorts, hoping this would make it more comfortable somehow.

"New purple underwear today? They look nice. You know, I think there might be something to this spirit story after all," snickered Naruto. Facing Sakura he laughed inwardly as he decided she wouldn't require any changes to match her spirit counterpart.

"God. And you wonder why people don't like you? Could you not be such a kid for just one minute!?" Sakura said.

"Again with the kid insult. What makes you guys so much more mature than me?" came a sincerely upset Naruto after again hearing his long time nickname.

Flicking her hair back tastefully, Sakura was more than happy to inform the kid in front of her.

"Oh you know. Class, work ethic, just being useful in general, the list goes on really."

"Well call me surprised. You guys are useful for anything other than complaining?" Naruto asked feigning shock

"Yes we are actually. Just this week we are set to be moderators for a clan meeting between the Hyugas and the Inuzukas, AND registered to help Anko with some special training down at the beach later. Heck, just tomorrow we'll be helping lady Tsunade clean the tower archives. What do you say to that, KID?" Sakura asked, putting emphasis on the final word.

Letting out a mock laughter, Naruto didn't even flinch.

"Knowing you it wouldn't surprise me if you stripped on the beach, brought vibes to the clan meeting, and used your work in the tower as an excuse to get your pussies wet in Tsunade's bathroom,"

"That's not even funny Naruto. You're such a pest," fumed Tenten followed by complaints from the other girls.

"No I'm serious," he stated confidently. "In fact, I'm betting on it. If you haven't done all the stuff I just mentioned by the end of the week... Or if I can't prove that the sand spirits in those stories aren't just you guys in disguise, then I swear I'll give you all my money in return."

This earned a laugh from all of the girls, even Ino who was still giving herself wedgies in hopes of saving her increasingly sore caboose

"Well thanks in advance, kid, cause there is zero possibility of us doing any of that nonsense," Sakura mocked in her most demeaning tone yet

"It almost feels bad to take money from such a dumb kid, but hopefully this will teach you a lesson in how not to act like a complete idiot," added Ino, her prudish posture betrayed by her hands as they yanked her G-string up and down repeatedly.

"I guess we'll just have to wait and see about that" said Naruto as he confidently strode out of the resturant.

"I guess we will!" Sakura shouted after him as she slammed the resturant doors shut.

"Does that loon honestly think he has a chance of winning this?" Tenten asked, again sitting down at their table.

She couldn't fathom why he'd ever think they'd, what? Dress up like sand spirits? Ridiculous.

Just as the words left her head however, all three girls felt a tingle run through their brains

Feeling an itch build up in her bum Ino smiled as a thought hit her.

"If I ever did dress up as a spirit it'd probably be to get my ass some release cuz all this panty play has made me H.O.R.N.Y," she mused to herself, laughing at the ridiculousness of such a prospect. Like she'd ever get that ****.