ENF-102 - FREQUENCY BETA

Item #: ENF-102
Object Class: Godiva

Containment Procedures: See ENF-101.

Description: ENF-102 is a highly specific audio frequency which, when played in a particular timbre, disintegrates the outer clothing of any woman who happens to not be wearing underwear. As a side effect, it coats the victim's skin with a sweet-smelling, glossy oil that creates a mild electric shock when brought in close proximity to other skin or fabric, and can only be removed by prolonged exposure to the eyes and laughter of fully-clothed strangers.

Curiously, extensive analysis by Dr. Blithe has demonstrated that it has no impact on women already nude.

Addendum 102-01: The Foundation has, on careful review, decided to provide Dr. Blithe with all information necessary to generate ENF-102. However, access to N-class personnel has been withheld.

Addendum 102-02: Dr. Blithe reporting. It turns out that approximately 6.2% of all women present in an average European train station on a weekday morning are missing some portion of their undergarments. More than I would have expected. The majority of these are small-breasted women who thought it unnecessary to wear bras, and thus lost only their tops to my surreptitious broadcast of ENF-102. However, at least 1.1% of subjects were lacking both bras and panties, and were thus obliged to complete their commute in a state of nature.

I further observe that the effects of the oil (hereafter designated ENF-102-01) are sufficient to compel subjects to stand with their legs spread and arms well away from their bodies, a position in which locomotion is naturally difficult. Of course, hiding in the bathrooms only prolongs the time spent exposed.

Addendum 102-03: Through an oversight, ENF-102 was recently broadcast over the Foundation's general-purpose PA system for a period of no less than thirty seconds. We regret that Dr. Blithe and a number of interns spent the subsequent few hours wandering the facility with cameras, taking pictures and shouting "Hey, girls, you forgot your panties! Smile!", and the error. Given recent mishaps, it is understandable that so many staff have elected to forgo underwear in recent weeks, but we must remind you that this is a violation of Foundation policy.

The only way to get rid of ENF-102-01 is, of course, to stand in a public place for several hours while being made fun of by clothed people you don't know. Opportunities to do this will be made available over the coming weeks. Until then, affected staff will simply have to put up with it.

Addendum 102-04: Staff plotting an elaborate scheme of **** on Dr. Blithe are kindly encouraged to go to the archives and look up what happened to Tatiana Sexpants. Anyway, he had nothing to do with it.