EDNA lets you sleep until Raymond returns

You were having such a great dream. You were carefree drinking on a beach surrounded by beautiful women. They were all over you. You were having such a great time that you didn’t realize that all of these women were visions of you from these past few days.

Eventually, one of them came up to you and placed their hand on your tilted head and said, “Babe”

“What?”

“Babe, you awake?”

“I sure am”

You felt a vibration, “Babe? You awake?”

You opened your eyes from that wonderful(but Freudian) scene to see Raymond looking down at you with his panted crotch perched on your face.

“Ah!” You yelled, and darted away from him.

Raymond laughed, “You sure are prudish after what we did last night!”

“How did you get in?”

“Your smart house must know we are an item- it practically pushed me inside once I walked up the steps.”

Right.

“By the way! I..uh...got you a little something?”

Knowing Raymond and his normal gifts(Spanish Fly) you were hesitant of his gifts. You watched as he reached into his back pocket and pull out a long black jewelry box.

“Well? Come here!” He joyfully commanded. You approached him and the box with hesitation. After you drew near, you nearly winced as he opened the box.

To your surprise, the contents of the box were not perverse in anyway- it was just two shiny solid silver bracelets.

“Oh!” You exclaimed impressed and relief. If you had actually been a woman, then that would have been a very endearing gesture- almost as if Raymond were actually a person instead of a libido with a lousy personality.

“Put them on! I want to see them!”

You had a meaningless **** to furthering this whole “being a woman” thing, but voluntarily putting on women’s jewelry was nothing compared to what you had already been through.

You took both out and put them on- as you were right now, they looked nice.

At a loss for what to say in response you decided to ask with an implied gratitude, “what made you want to get these for me?”

He looked at you silently for a moment before beginning, “Well...I...oh! I was afraid you were going to ask that”

“Why?”

“I confess, I didn’t get those for you. You house told me to give those to you.”

As soon as he said this, hidden gears in the bracelets started to turn. The ends of the brackets transformed to latches and connected themselves before tightening themselves on your wrists. The decoration of both brackets opened up to display little screens and speakers.

“What is this?” You ask in dread.

“EDNA on the go” EDNA answers. “I couldn’t fully assist you out in the outside world just as a phone for tasks such as touching up your makeup or changing your outfit, but with this new update I can offer the fullness of my services all of the time. Which will come in handy if you ever get married or move out”