Dumb Question

You see her and you think whats the easiest way to get it without having to do much work. Your thinking and thinking and then boom it hits you. You can just talk to her first to throw her intelligence off a little even though this is practically your world so you can pretty much fucc any bad ass hoe walking the street. Back to the story, you walk to the car as shes pumping gas into the tank.and put her drink inside and tell her that you got her soda and its on the floor in the backseat. She fell for the bait and she opens the door while saying what took you so long in there. You casually strole behind her and press your caged animal into her ass as if your trying to help her. "Umm i have it now but thanks for your help, I assume that's what you were doing so close." She says to you in a pretty clueless tone. Wait hold on alisha theres two of them down there could you grab the second.....Oh my god." I say as if im shocked about something and i take a step back to make it seem like there was something wrong with her. "Is there something wrong with me?" She says curiously of course. "It looks like your backside has swollen up, I could check to see if its life threatening if you want but I would have to see it clearer" I say trying my best to hold in my laughter and moans from my penis being pinned to her ass again. "You would be the greatest friend in the world if you did that for me" She says almost immediately. "Can you do that for me please?"