Duh Dickhead

“Saynomo, now ion wanna hear shit else but dis new migos album until we reach dis school cause you might fuck my luck up or something” I say half jokingly because of course luck doesn’t have anything with this situation but I still wanted her to shut the fuck up because she lowkey was about to piss me off when she kept calling me all types of dumbasses. Its okay because as long as I win this bet then I should be able to get atleast a 2hour “apology” out of this before i go to lunch. I post the picture with a picture of me and da GanG with the following:

SURPRISE TTG PARTY W/Secret Contest!!!

Come Fw Da Mob One time

Time:10-3am(Contest Winners Sleepover)

Place:Alisha’s Crib

When:Tonight Cause y’all know y’all ain Got shii else to do

BYOG BYOB

#WeReallyMobbinOppsStaySobbin

I post it and turn the music up until I feel the base rattling the change in my cupholder. Several songs go by and thanks to pandora out of 6 5 of them weren’t the migos so I changed to the NBA Youngboy playlist I made. Several more songs go by and were finally in the schools parking lot and I park in the middle solely for the purpose of this bets outcome. Either way it would not be smart to park up close to the building so I figured it would be smart to blind in. “Well” she says full of arrogance. “Hurry up and check your phone so I can ride your face for the next hour in a half.” The way she’s looking at me biting her lip just tells me she’s dripping wet in anticipation plus I was excited and nervous too so I decided to open my IG and get it out of the way.