Dua Lipa

"Hello, Miss Lipa, how can I help you?" John asked.

"I would like some earrings for my new music video," Dua said. "It's about learning to control your emotions."

How ironic, then, that she was going to be controlled.

John handed Dua a pair of the dolly earrings, which she promptly put on.

Shortly after...

Dua stood stiffly at attention, a huge grin on her face.

"I'm Dua-doll!" she said in a happy, girly voice. "Please pose me, fuck me, play with me!"