Drum up business

"Slow day?" you ask the guy.

"Yeah, ever since the neighborhood started going upscale, business has dropped off. The people around her are too embarrassed to be seen here I guess. I've even had a few tell me to close down. Fuckers."

"I think I can help," you say.

"How so?"

"I'll be right back."

You walk outside and see a woman in tight black slacks, a white blouse and white vest. She looks to be a business woman despite the tight pants and high heels. She is carrying a folder an talking on a cell phone.

You concentrate on the woman: She will believe anything I say and love any suggestions or ideas I give her. She will believe whatever I say.

I walk up and stand in front of her. "You have to hang up and come with me."

"Um, sure," she tells you. "I'll call you back," she tells the person on the phone before hanging up. "What do you need?"

"You need to tell me where you are going?"

"I'm meeting a client. I sell business security plans." She taps her folder.

"Trust me, I have what you need to do a better job presenting. Follow me."

You lead her into the sex shop.

"Seriously, here?" she asks.

"Yes, you will be a much better sales lady if you have a vibrating anal plug in your ass and a pair of vibrating panties on. If you turn both on for ten minutes prior to any meeting, you'll be far more relaxed. If you get bored at work or with a client, flip them back on."

"That makes sense," she says.

"Don't worry about the price either; in fact, pay double the listed price."

"OK."