Dropkick her breasts

Really?

That doesn't seem like the smartest thing...you've skipped every leg day known to man...

But despite knowing this you jump at her feet first

And go about 8 inches before landing on your back.

"Ow" you say rethinking your entire life

You expect to have your balls stomped into oblivion and brace yourself...

Instead you hear giggling. You look up and see Becky giggling uncontrollably at your stupidity.

What's your next (Realistic) move?