Drop to your knees, and kiss her feet.

With haste you drop down, thankful that she has such a luxurious doormat to cusion the impact on your knees.

You expend your neck a tad, and finally are only inches from her feet, to your delight, she had bright red heels on, and her feet have never looked better.

Her ceramic white toes, contrasted with her tanned caramel skin, and alluring tattoo is too much for you to bear.

You begin panting hard, with your nose and lips less than an inch away from her left foot.

BAM! With her does curled you feel her right foot kick you in your face. "Ouch!"

"Yeah ouch! Fucking moron, I said be respectful, not dive headfirst into a treat!" She scolded you and took a step back.

You are about to speak, about to apologise for your indescression, but the words are caught in your mouth, perhaps an action would speak louder.