Dress yourself and go out to the party

Realizing you have probably looked at yourself enough for now, you turn around to see the wardrobe you spotted earlier. You open it eagerly, expecting to see your familiar nerdy t-shirts and jeans, but instead you find a whole new collection. You find a pile of linen and cotton pants, and one leather, but no jeans. No underwear either.

You try on some white cotton pants, and as you would expect, your large bulge is fully showing. This is making you a little nervous. Before you can even test out this world, you already have to largely reveal yourself.

There's also a pile of buttoned up shirts, but the three four buttons are missing on all of them. You pick a blue one, and then pick out some sneakers. Once you are fully dressed, you are ready to go out, so you walk through the door into a beautiful well-lit living room. The whole area has been filled with large pillows, couches and beanbags, and chairs. It's literally the comfiest room you have ever seen.

On the humongous TV-screen a porn film is playing, or so you first assume. When you look closer, you see that it's actually Star Wars, and that's Carrie Fischer sucking Harisson Ford's thick schlong, right there in the Millennium Falcon. You stare at it in amazement, then realize you still have to leave your apartment.