Dress the part

"Hayley, you need to dress like my personal cum dump. You will buy the shortest tightest shorts you can fit into and pair it with a tube top. You will then buy the sluttiest spike-heeled shoes you can find, and finally put on the brightest red lipstick and generous amounts of glue eyeshadow. You will meet me at a sidewalk cafe in Beverly Hills that is known for having lots of paparazzi hanging around. You will walk up to me, straddle me, give me a passionate french kiss, then get up, smack your ass, and sit across from me. Sound good?"

"Well, it'll mean I'll have to wait to get your cum in me, but OK I guess," she pouted.

"Don't worry, you'll get my cum and a lot of it," said Michael. Not before you go, is there any actress you can't stand, preferably a single, childless actress."