Double date with Heather and Simon.

Erica is persuaded by Ms. K to propose a double date with Simon and Heather to you, suggesting that other couples could expand your horizons...

A few weeks ago, Heather seemed to...change somehow. You vaguely don't remember her being so huge breasted or immaculately fresh-faced. Her personality is different, too - she is much more slutty than you'd thought, not to mention brazenly bisexual and joyfully teasing about your "dud" status. Two times, she interrupted your attempt to flirt with a girl by humiliating you (where did she get that picture of your micropenis on her phone?) and stealing your would-be date right out under your nose, to take her back to her place with some hot lesbian sex.

Or perhaps you're simply misremembering things?

The plans for the double date are simply meeting up and taking the minivan to an out-of-the-way drive-thru movie theatre. Heather and her boyfriend Simon will split the bill with you both. The lack of ushers will make the make-out (or more?) session in the van hot and easy.