Door

You wake up to the door opening and closing. WHAT THE FUCK!?

There is a woman standing there butt naked. You get up realizing that you have a bigger dick, a pussy, and boobs. "What the fuck did you do to me!" You yell.

"I fixed you" she says

"What?" You ask

"I sent you that package" she replies. the dildo you remember you reach into your ass but it's gone!