Door 4

You enter Door 4, finding yourself in the middle of a field, standing in a line of naked men. At the other end of the field was a line of naked women. You hear the sound of a whistle as both sides rush at each other! You look around frantically as it dawns on you...

"I'm in the wrong story! This is Puppy's 'BB tournament'!" you yell out in shock, seeing the long-legged women running towards you, about to kick your balls into next year.