Doe has another game in mind.....

‘Well done John, you certainly trumped me by the end of that!’ Doe says, sipping her wine.

‘I was just lucky with the dice really.’

I help her pack the game away. As she closes the lid down, she looks at me a smiles, seeming to be thinking something over, before she speaks.

‘I have another game we could play, some friends got it for me as a joke on my birthday, and I haven’t actually had a chance to try it yet. But you’d have to keep it to yourself…it’s a bit rude!’

My attention very much focused on the word ‘rude’ I graciously tell her that her secret would be safe with me. She smiles again and gets up, taking the Monopoly with her. A minute later she returns, with a similar shaped game box under her arm, as she places it on the table I see its title ‘Guess Who for adults’! From what I can see on the cover each of the people used for the game is naked, with varying shapes and sizes to be found upon the person!

With a bit of a giggle Doe opens the box, handing me one of the boards, with its array of naked males and females, I try not to but I blush a little, its seems the people are not drawings but photo’s, though some of them must be computer enhanced, otherwise a few of the males and females wouldn’t feasibly be able to stand upright!

‘It’s a bit silly but I think it will be fun.’ Doe says as she flips up all her people. She offers me the box containing all the people cards, I choose one, it’s a male with a gigantic penis, I’m sure he has other attributes to define him, but all I can see is his comically large wang. Doe chooses her character and smiles as she see’s who she has chosen, before slotting it into the placeholder.

‘Well John you won the last game so do you want to go first?’

‘Umm, no, I think you can go first Doe, give you a chance huh?’ I reply, my mouth getting a bit dry all of a sudden.

‘Ok then….’ She looks over her board. ‘Might as well get the obvious ones out of the way first, are you male?’

‘Yes.’

Doe begins flicking down all of the females on her board, clearing about half of the playing field for her.

I wonder what to ask her first.