Do Her

As Miss Stoller stands there, you disrobe as quietly as you can. Her dress could probably just be lifted off when the time comes. She can no doubt hear the sounds of cloth rustling behind her, but she keeps her face to the corner as per your instructions.

"Hello? Are you leaving? I'm doing you a favor honoring your anonymity like this, you know."

"I know," you answer softly from right behind her.

She gives a start, turns around, and screams like a helpless girl when she sees who you are. You reach your arms gently but firmly around her waist and lean your mouth in towards hers.

"I..." she starts to say just before your mouths touch. Her resistance is almost nonexistant before she returns the kiss. Her arms reach around waist and you hold each other close. Finally the two of you break and step back from each other at arms' length. She looks at you with misty eyes and you smile back. It only takes a moment and her eyes turn hard.

"KAI!" she screams, turning and kicking you with her right knee. She misses the groin, but hits you in the chest. Not a serious wound, but it surprises you enough for her to trip you and run out the door. By the time you're on your feet, she's managed to barricade the door with something.

You're arrested for sexual **** and attempt to ****. Stoller testifies in full bitch mode and describes what happened in prefect detail, admitting that she had masturbated, but not making mention of her previous feelings towards you. You offer to accept a transfer or drop out, but that doesn't cut it.

AWFUL END

Christ, it sucks to be you. Well, luckily this is fiction and you can try again.