District Red

Because no person in their right mind would name a store "The Red-Light District."

For all intents and purposes, District Red is a novelty shop with odd trinkets and gifts that could be given at a bachelorette party. This is the kind of store that ISN'T a sex shop, but is definitely a sex-shop. There's a decently sized adults-only section, and a glass cabinet containing bongs and similar paraphernalia.

The low lights and deep bass have an effect on all who enter, causing tented pants and leaked pheromones. It could definitely influence someone to make a purchase they wouldn't normally consider. Someone like...